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Alan's Forums Terms & Rules

Please remember that we are not responsible for any messages posted. We do not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents of any message.

The messages express the views of the author of the message, not necessarily the views of these forums. Any user who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to contact us immediately by email. We have the ability to remove objectionable messages and we will make every effort to do so, within a reasonable time frame, if we determine that removal is necessary.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use these forums to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law.

You agree that while using these forums there will be absolutely no smoking, and that all cells phones must be kept on silent.

You agree not to post others’ copyrighted material without attribution and, where required permission.

Intrusion on the board “Ask Alan” unless you are directly asking him a question will result in a $20 fine, payable to an animal welfare group, and exile from the Forums if the fine isn’t promptly paid.