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A Minute with Alan® — Child-Free

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In numerous online discussion groups, I've found the "childfree" people to be borderline militant. It's like the Freedom From Religion Foundation, but with kids instead of religion.

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I find them religiously opposed!

I guess Biden annoyed the Knights of Columbus this weekend because of pressure from some anti-religious group saying they can't hold Mass at national cemeteries.

Is he trying to lose the election by embracing all this woke nonsense?

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Biden has caved. He wants to go totally electric but slaps a 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles because he desperately needs the auto workers' union. He's both sending and denying arms to Israel. His "red line" is really pink. He invited the anti-Semitc, ignorant Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, who accused Jews of "hypnotizing" the West, to a coveted state dinner held a few days ago. And he's stuck with Kamala Harris who's rooted like a weed on his campaign and who, very likely, will replace him prior to his term ending. (If anyone tells you blacks or women have to be ten times better than men, just refer them to Kamala.)

My Canadian friends, do you have a spare bedroom? We can bring hard currency. Must like dogs. (Oh, and we'll need a five-car garage.)

14 minutes ago, Alan Weiss said:

My Canadian friends, do you have a spare bedroom? We can bring hard currency. Must like dogs. (Oh, and we'll need a five-car garage.)

Sure! We can put you up with Randy Quaid.

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As long as it's not Alec Baldwin.

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